Chopped liver

A few days late on what's in this week's TV Week...i just couldn't be arsed writing anything.

This week's issue has a plethora of fabulously tacky things.
Let's begin with Andrew G making an appearance on Neighbours, as himself of course! With the endless jokes they write for Ned (Idol 04's Dan O'connor) to say about Idol (ie "Hey I like Idol") I can't wait to see what cheese they'll come up with for this one.
Speaking of Erinsborough I revealed last week that a former Ramsay St resident would be moving to Summer Bay. Well, it's in TV Week but with no mention of his previous address. Ben Geurens (aka Toby Mangel 2) is going to shag Martha. Sweet.

Whilst on Home and Away, a spoiler alert.....it would seem the person returning is none other than hot Detective Baker (surely a relation to Simon Baker, they are identical!), sans liver. In Thursday's synopsis (Oct 19) It says that "Peter is stunned to learn about Drew's relationship with Amanda." Brilliant!!!

According to original Big Brother contestant Peter Timbs, there will be a third series of Rock Star. And just when you think it can't get any better (read:worse) he tells us that he has "....heard whispers from LA that it will be an all-girl band and none other than Ms Courtney Love will be playing the Tommy Lee role." Interpret that last part as you will.

And finally, this week's "child star":
"We named our son Jesse, now seven, after Uncle Jesse (John Stamos) from Full House. "

Personally I think it would be much cooler to name your kid after Bob Saget or Dave Coulier, but that's just me.