The final Kountdown

With only 28 days til "our" "brave" Kylie launches herself into another spectacularly glittery tour, I thought it only apt (and probably pretty fucking tragic) to compile a list of songs I hope she will be performing at her home coming.

1. Glad to be alive. Certainly this Locomtion B side is most appropriate and would be a fabulous opener....no? Bad taste? Whatever.
I guess "life's so hard" has a bit more meaning to Ms Minogue now than needing "something new to wear, like a brand new hat"

2. Kids. For the Melbourne show on Saturday 16th December, all are hoping Robbie (assuming he doesn't cancel his Australian leg of the tour) will join Kylie on stage for this one, as this night is I think the only one he is available. Unless of course she does his show on Monday 18th.

3. GBI. Actually not sure if this would work live, but seeing Kylie running around the audience in a kimono would be fun. "Hello?"

4. Where is the Feeling? One of her best songs ever. (Actually anything from the white album or any song from that '94-'95 period would be brilliant)

5. Got to be Certain. But only if she digs out the red dress and black knee high socks.

6. Especially For You. Jason's in town isn't he? Come on, for old time's sake.

7. Enjoy Yourself.

8. Love at first sight (from the first album) somehow mixed in with the 2002 one. ??

9. Anything from Impossible Princess (her best album ever)

10. Je ne sais pas pourquoi.

11. Butterfly. Just about the only decent track to come off Light Years.

12. Made in heaven

13. Let's get to it

14. One Boy Girl


and ps. Dannii as support act please.

And the songs we could really do without:

1. Kids, sans Robbie. Both of them seem to love doing this live with whatever backup singers they have on hand and it sucks balls every time.

2. On a Night Like This. Austereo listeners love this Kylie period, mainly because they are not aware that she released anything in between Better the devil and Spinning around, but I could do without this song.

3. Spinning Around (see above)

4. Please stay (again, see above)

5. Can't get you outta my head. I know, I know how could I suggest she not sing this. Yes it's a crowd pleaser, the Better the Devil for the new millenium if you will, but i'm just so fucking over this song.

6. Celebration. Kylie, this is not Idol