"He lies on the beach and covers himself in Coke"

I'm always thrilled to see what MSN news is going to classify as "news" next. But today's choice headline could well be its best effort yet. "Andre's tanning secret is Diet Coke".

This declaration comes from Peter Andre's boobilicious wife Jordan. Funny, I thought the secret to his tan was his wog gene pool, my bad.

The best line of the whole article was without a doubt "He lies on the beach and covers himself in Coke" . I mean, the puns are endless, and quite frankly too fucking obvious.
The whole thing seems to be something to do with Jordan promoting her autobiography or lingerie line or something, and she has revealed something that, well, has kept me awake many a night wondering...her bra size is 34GG.

Sensational.