I heart Mondays

Ahhh Mondays. I love Mondays. My very sad and embarrassing guilty pleasure arrives on newstands across the country-TV Week. There are so many things to love about this magazine I don't even know where to begin.
From the posters that usually feature the latest stud from Home and Away (another guilty pleasure.....the hot pieces of meat i have inapproriate crushes on from Summer Bay) to my favourite section where bogans name their kids after their favourite soap star and write in to embarrass themselves further. This week's "star letter" though could well be my favourite:

We thought our new border colie pup was as cute as Indiana Evans, so we named her Matilda, after Indiana's alter ego on Home And Away..." !!!!!!!!


All that aside though imagine my excitment at this weeks cover- "Home and Away-biggest twist ever" with pictures of Detective Baker -still alive?, Kirsty and Kane- giving themselves up?, Flynn- faked his death, Hayley (yes Bec Cartwright Hewitt Cawley)-back for Kim?

I love it! I don't know who is more exciting. Little pigs-arse-mouth-rapist-cum-good Kane, the hot detective, (never mind he gave his liver to Jack).
I'm not sure i want to deal with the whole Hayley thing, i think we were all glad to see the back of her.
And Flynn- given the writers' penchant for totally ripping off the storylines, almost word for word, from the Bold and the Beautiful, this option seems most likely, Sally Funbags' hubby will most likely come back in a Hunter Tylo style resurrection. It's fucking great.

My secret sources have also revealed to me that a former Ramsay Street resident (as in from waaaay back-will he be bringing his dog with him I wonder, and will his dad go with?) is moving into the bay. I believe this would make him only the third person, following Craig Mclachlan and Guy Pearce to make such a move...apologies if i have omitted anyone. Stay tuned.

And it looks like hottie Ric is finally gonna get it on with only-a-few-more-years- til-fhm Matilda. Thank god he got ditched by that all-forehead-no-tatas-solarium skank Cassie. Who the fuck would give up such a stallion like Ric for that cuntfaced wife beater Macca anyway?