Idol-ARIA Whore of Fame

Ok, so we aleady knew the song choices. From worst to best

5. Dean. Not surprisingly this sucked balls. What a fucking twat. It was a half assed boring piece of shit. He has the looks but they will only get him so far. Oh well, see ya later virgin.

4. Ricky. This wasn't bad per say, (aside from that last note, what was that all about?) it just didn't hold my attention. This guy should've been given the arse weeks ago. Sadly, after Dean's cock up we will be stuck with this little wog for another week.

3. Chris. This was much better than I expected. I don't hate this guy at all but I would've much preferred this performance if I was sitting in a pub with a pint and a band behind him (a band that does NOT include John Formeman). He did "rock da house" or whatever the fuck Marcia said, no doubt words to that effect.

2. Damien. I thought the instrument thing was a one off, but both Chris and Paddy played guitar and piano respectively. Is this a permanent thing???? Anyway, the little leprechaun managed to make Message to my girl his own and didn't at all make me think he was tring to do a karaoke version of the original.

1. Jess. I love this little poppet. Fabulous. And apparently now that Lisa is gone, who was the "best thing to come out of this country musically," (presumably because she has a gee-tar) "Jess is the best thing to come out of this country vocally" (ie because she is sans gee-tar). Shut the fuck up Kyle. Moron.

Standout performances of the night go to some nutjob old lady in the audience who was just going crazy during every performance.

And of course Marcia, "Talk to the hand Mark!"

And that's all I have to say. Well done.