Idol-guitar week

This is supposedly the week when we get to see the amazing versatility our idols have....instead some of them just perform with a guitar. Wow!!

It was probably the best week of this series....but I guess that's not really saying much.

From worst to best

7. Ricky. Jesus , he is as good as gone. I was annoyed from the get go, as I always am whenever anyone decides to sing a Robbie song, but this was fucking rank. Kyle reckons (cos he's like best friends with Robbie and all) that if Robbie saw that he would piss himself laughing. Perhaps he would, but what I think he would find even more amusing is that this dumbass thinks they are friends. How embarrassing.

6.Chris. Fucking boring. I was bored out of my mind immediately. Utter crap. Gee, wow, what a come back from being in the bottom 2. And all Marcia had to say was how good the orchestra was. Ha ha ha!!

5. Lisa. Well the moment we were all waiting for (ha), fucking one trick pony Lisa is still annoying. Get rid of her. Yawn. I perhaps wouldn't mind her if she was shoved in the corner of some cafe while I enjoyed a decaf skinny soy moccafrappelattecino...actually no she'd still piss me off.

4.Bobby. What a fucking tool, sing something you know moron! Whatever, he's still good. What was with the lightening montage behind him? Wrong Fleetwood Mac song.

3. Jessica. More Brandy, god. Wasn't her best performance but she's still pretty flawless and will no doubt be in the final 2.

2. Dean. This was a bit too middle-of-the-road Christian rock meets Nikelback for me, but the teeny boppers will love it and quite frankly he is the only one with any real "x" factor. I hope he wins, it would be nice to have a decent looking idol for once.

1.Damien. This cunt is so fucking lucky to still be in this after the abortion of last week. And lucky for him he does a stellar job this week.

Speaking of jobs, what the fuck was with all the fellatio jokes tonight?? Jokes about Kyle being blown by Bobby and then virgin boy after asking him to get his gear off. And then the announcement of his pending nuptials to Scandalarse Tamara. It was just all too much.