Idol preview

The Australian Idol site likes to get us all wet with excitement in anticipation of what the contestants will be singing each week and so let us know their song choices a few days in advance. (basically this is instead of that waste of an hour of tv known as Inside Idol)

So this week's theme is ARIA hall of famers. WTF? With the line:

"It’s quite possible that Chris, Damien, Jess, Dean or Ricky could forge an outstanding career and become a future member of the ARIA Hall of Fame." (but not fucking likely)

Chris will be singing Evie Part 1. Meh. Sounds pretty safe to me.

Paddy is going to do Message to my girl. I fucking love this song so I really hope he doesn't destroy it.

Virgin boy is pulling out the Farnsy v Human Nature Everytime you cry. Why? What a cunty song choice, really.

Jess is doing the Bee Gees Words, no doubt it was recently covered by Brandy.
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And Wog boy is also gettin disco and is doing To love somebody. It is so time for him to go. Can't we have a Big Brother style double eviction and fuck him and Chris off?

All in all sounds like a fabulously bland evening ahead.