Idol- stupidest theme ever week

Rock songs being sung swing style, sounds fucking crap in theory, and guess what, it's even crappier in reality.

6. By far the worst was not surprisingly Lisa despite Mark's borderline paedo love for her. Her voice is so fucking annoying. She spoke most of the song which was even more annoying, and quite frankly Kyle was right in calling it elevator music, though i think even that is being way too nice. and this sitting down thing is getting very old. And once again she complained that it wasn't her style. Boring, yes Lisa we know you are one dimensional.

5. Chris. AC/DC swing style??? This theme is so fucking gay! It was like being at a wedding. And I really needed to see that his fat brother Courtney is now even fatter.

4. Ricky. God this was so YTT meets Jaanz. Really camp but in a really embarrasing way. He needs to go. But not before Lisa.

3. Jessica. Poor thing, this was a total fucking balls up. It just didn't work at all. But at least when she said it wasn't her style she noted that that was a good thing and a challenge. The best thing about it was afterwards when Marcia made reference to "chopping up".

2. Paddy. He did Radiohead swing style, and though boyfriend cannot move to save himself he sang really well.

1. The hot Christian, Dean did Mustang Selly, and is really the only one who knows how to perform. Holden was on drugs tonight as he totally bagged it out, which didn't really make much sense to me.

Anyway, I can only hope Lisa finally fucks off back to Albury this week.