Joke

This week's popbitch joke, (these are always fabulously lame):

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.He says into the microphone..."Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, stop fucking clapping then."


Not so funny however, well, one that makes you laugh and go, god that's so wrong:
Q: What's the biggest cause of paedophilia?
A: Sexy kids.