Lindsay 4 Keira 4 eva

The news that has got me mo(i)st excited in the most inappropriate way is that everyone's favourite party girl, Lindsay Lohan, is going to be doing some lippy lezbo action with Keira Knigtley!! No doubt it will all be a bit of an anti-climax (pun intended).
Apparently it is a film that Keira's mother wrote the screenplay for.