Mel loves trouble

I was watching Entertainment Tonight this afternoon, and it was all about eveyone's favourite anti-Semite, Mel Gibson (who I have noticed Americans are no longer claiming as their own) and that Diane Sawyer "exclusive" interview. The best thing I have heard to come out of this whole incident was Mel saying that the first thing he thought of after he was arrested was Nick Nolte's mug shot!!!! Brilliant. Not worried about the ramifications of his arrest and behaviour, the effect it would have on his kids and his marriage, and never mind the effect his comments about the Jewish community would have. No, he was worried (read:hoping) he would have an infamous Nolte-esque pic to show the grandkids.

The rest of the program seemed to be about the latest aeroplane to make its way into a NYC building courtesy of one New York Yankee player. This of course prompted the ever tactful ET to give us a "greatest hits" of celebrities who have also nosedived to their deaths.
So over the next week we look forward to reminising about John Denver, JFK Jr., Buddy Holly etc etc.

But most disturbing of all, when perusing www.etonline.com , I discovered that Miss Tori Spelling is with child!!!!!! Is it even worth going there re her possible breastfeeding, or is it just way too frightening to contemplate? God I wish I hadn't just eaten.