Tattoo = Childbirth

Token islander contestant on this year's Australian Idol, Lavina Williams, is apparently gittin bisy with her man trying to procriate, and thinks that her falling pregnant is something for the record books...I'm not quite sure why.

"We've been trying for a while but hopefully we'll be pregnant by the (Idol) final,'' Williams revealed to Confidential yesterday. "It would make history and I would love that. We are ready to have a little wee one in our lives and we are trying now.''

But what was "rilly ixcillent" and "choice bro" about this whole story was her thoughts on labour pain:

"(Moses) wants to tattoo our faces on his chest and if I have to go through childbirth, it only seems fair. (The pain is) pretty equal.''

Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Bitch you are in for a rude fuckin surprise when you start pushin that sprog out.