Today's Hollywood divorce

It was with much jubilation today that I discovered Hollywood's all american sweethearts Ryan and Reese are finally splitting up. I've been hanging out for this one for a long time.
Poor Ryan, what has he done since Studio 54 anyway? Aside from stand in the wings and watching his wife's career as he enjoyed the lead role as Mr Mom. And that over the top enthusiasm by him at the Oscars came across more like "Fuck you damn bitch and your cunting Oscar" than "Yeah baby, you go girl, I love you!!"

I look forward to hearing all about him running amok at the Playboy Mansion over the cumming weeks.

PS. Yes I know they have 2 kids and that is awful for them