Too hot to die

Bit late on the TV Week news.

Firstly, anyone who has been watching Home and Away this week (ie me and a bunch of pre teenies, whatever) will know that Detective Baker is well and truly back.
In a nutshell, he was put in witness protection, Jack got someone else's liver but one of the doctors was in on the whole thing so that's how they "convinced" us Peter was gone. Anyway, he was in witness protection because Summer Bay's own Tony Soprano wanted to pop a cap in his arse. Tony found out Peter was alive and started harrassing Drew to get Peter to come out of hiding. This worked and just when he was about to kill him, being the superhero that he is, the detective over powered him and shot the baddie. Hooray. Appparently this means Peter is safe now because in the Summer Bay mob if you kill the top guy noone else will come after you. Cool.

So this all leads me to TV Week's TV Barometer which has Peter's resurrection in the 'hot' section with the caption, "we always thought he was too hot to die". While I of course agree with this.... it is very reminiscent of the ourpourring of grief for our Delta/Kylie when they were diagnosed with cancer. "Oh but she's too beautiful to have cancer."
Jesus, won't someone speak up for the ugly cunts. Surely they don't deserve disease and death.

This week's "child star" is fucking gold:

I named my daughter Krystal after Krystle Carrington on Dynasty, so imagine my surprise to find out her best friend, Blake, had been named after Blake Carrington, Krystle's husband on Dynasty!

Fucking bogans.

And it looks like Idol's token wog Ricky Muscat is in fact aspiring to be the next Dan O'Connor. According to Pete Timbs, Ricky ..wouldn't knock back a gig on Neighbours! "Ultimately, I want a recording deal, but I'd be happy to do anything, really, whether it's acting, radio...anything in the entertainment industry. I just want to get out of my old factory job....."
That's enough reason to vote him out (like the fact that he sucks balls wasn't enough), he just wants to be some fame whore.

Anyhoo, nothing much more in there.