A baby won't fit in here
According to Dr. Milla Jovovich, only fat chicks can fall pregnant. And given that she is not (a fat chick) she will not be with child anytime soon. (Someone better tell all those emaciated crack whores who manage to get knocked up by their pimps)
"I’d love to have a baby. I think the only reason I haven’t conceived is because of my active lifestyle.
"My body won’t allow itself to get pregnant now because it knows it wouldn’t be in a healthy environment."
Fabulous Milla! Who needs contraception then? As long as you are crazy busy and really thin, you can fuck to your heart's content without worrying about conceiving. All the 16 year olds slappers must be thrilled!!!
And to all you naysayers who believe IVF and/or apdoption are the only other options when it comes to "alleged" infertility, Dr Jovovich has the answer:
"I need to take a year off, sit down, watch some movies and eat some yummy food. And then, boom! It will happen. Give me a few months off at home, let me relax and suddenly I’m healthier and I gain 10 pounds."
In short, as long as you stay active and skinny you can't get pregnant, but if you slip up and find yourself on the couch with a tub of icecream and a DVD.....start knitting some booties!
posted by chubi @ 14:45
9 Comments:
I'm pretty sure she is talking about her own personal body. Not everyone. Was it really that hard to understand?
No it wasn't, but perhaps so this blog is not "that hard to understand" the following links may be helpful:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm
Your original blog post is almost the equivalent of if a celebrity tells a reporter that they have a high metabolism and they can eat all the junk food they want with out getting fat and then you being an ass and making a dumb blog telling everyone that they can eat everything they want with out getting fat.
Once again, all I can do is refer you to a dictionary which may or may not help you understand the concept of irony and sarcasm.
"Your original blog post is almost the equivalent of if a celebrity tells a reporter that they have a high metabolism and they can eat all the junk food they want with out getting fat and then you being an ass and making a dumb blog telling everyone that they can eat everything they want with out getting fat."
Your reply to this blog post is almost the equivalent of a retard who reads something and takes it as gospel rather than the authors intention which is obviously tongue in cheek.
And I would like to inform you that you weren't being ironic or sarcastic. You were just being an ass.
Sarcasim would be as followed..."Man, your blog is SO good.".
You weren't making comments about her own body issues, you were using her comments to try and make stupid comments about how everyone could do the same thing simply beacause she herself is having problems having children.
You were twisting her words about her own problems and acting like she is saying that is how it is for everyone.
And irony would be that you are being an ass about her talking about herself being to skinny and you're name being chubi.
And Mr. Mock is obviously just as retarded as you are.
Hahahahaha, You are hilarious! I love you, you have made my day with your ranting. (No sarcasm OR irony intended!!) :)
I'm so glad I could teach you about these 2 concepts which you have clearly now grasped quite well. 5 stars!!
Maybe in our next lesson I can teach you how to use the thesaurus, which I know you will love. You could replace the word ass when addressing me with such choice nouns as, cunt, cocksucker or fuck-knob, to name but a few. Incidently do you think fuck-knob would be hyphenated like that, or one word...or maybe 2 separate words??
You are an ass, why would I want to change it to something else?
And I'm still waiting for you to point out the sarcasim and irony in your blog because all you were doing was making it sound like Milla was saying that everyone that is thin can't get pregnant and trying to make her out to be some sort of imbecile.
Oh, and I can see why you aren't very good at comeback or defending your retarded comments seeing as how none of your blogs even get any comments what so ever...well, except for this one of course (which I regretfully stumbled upon when doing a Google Blog search to find some new HQ pictures for some celebs).
It's quite funny actually...you spend all this time posting your thoughts hoping there are people out there waiting to hear what you have to say but it just isn't so.
Sorry to burst you're bubble.
Well this blog obviously has you hooked because you just keep coming back.
Perhaps the reason why it took you so long to grasp the meaning of the post is that you were looking for sarcasim not sarcasm.
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