From Paisley Park to Rio

If I hadn't headed immediately to an official Rio Casino website I would not have believed it.
The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, (aka Prince) is trading in his purple suit for a white jumpsuit (cape included) and moving to Las Vegas! Un-fucking-real! Every Friday and Saturday night you can party like it's 1999 for about $130US! Expensive yes, but anyone who has seen this midget live will know it is money well spent.

I wonder if this is part of his Mormon duties. It is common knowldege that he frequently doorknocks in Minnesota, preaching whatever the fuck it is Mormons preach. Personally I would only answer the door to him if I knew he would begin his sermon with "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life....."

How fucking fabulous to be sent on a religious mission to Sin City! Imagine hoovering a line off some hooker's tatas in a penthouse suite of a casino and Prince knocks on your door for a chat about the Lord.