Kid and Pam over

I love me my daily trashy hollywood gossip, so imagine my delight upon hopping onto TMZ this morning to find that while I was sleeping it was all happening in Tinseltown.

Firstly, the news that Pammy and Kid Rock are over. And I thought their wedding (x4) meant they were sure to last.


Michael Richards (who it would seem is now being referred to as KKKramer) was on Rev Jesse Jackson's radio show, still claiming not to be a racist. Give it up dude, there is no amount of sorry that is gonna save your career. He is claiming to have anger issues.


More reports of Hollywood's newest besties, Britney and Paris partying. What I don't get in all of this is, who the fuck is looking after Brit's kids, one of whom is a newborn????? Just as disturbing is Britney calling Paris her 'role model':

According to Paris' rep, Elliott Mintz, the two are "really forming a bond" and they're "becoming like sisters." Mintz says that the 24-year-old Spears "looks up to" the 25-year-old Paris and that she's "extremely grateful" that Paris has taken her under her wing. Britney's new post-K-Fed look -- the barely-there skirts, the cleavage-baring tops -- has been "inspired" by Paris, says Mintz.


Perhaps my favourite piece of "how is this news" news was the picture of Dave Navarro stocking up on super size rubbers in LA. Is he still with Jenna Jamieson?


In other news closer to home, apparently 'our' Kylie will most definitely not be duetting with former boyfirend Jason Donovan, on her tour, as it's alleged she was heard having a good ol bitch about him over dinner in Sydney the other night.

The pop princess was caught out in a moment of candour when she attacked his role in the UK reality TV series I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, saying it was a case of: "I'm a celebrity, make me famous again".

Ouch. I'm inclined to think someone is talking out their arse re this comment but who the hell knows.