Moonshine

So yesterday was the Z grade celebrity wedding of the year. Old Moon Face's daughter Lauren married swimmer Matt Welsh. Maybe now she will chop off that ghastly horse's mane.
Not only did they marry on the same date and at the same place as Bert and Patti, but in one of the most frightening bridal photos I have ever seen she looks exactly like her mother.

It was interesting that the Herald Scum referred to the guest list as a "who's who" of celebrity, when in reality it was more of just a "who?" if you ask me.

Rhonda Burchmore, Sue McIntosh, Bruce Mansfield and Philip Brady, Channel 9 voice Pete Smith, Sam Newman and David Johnston were at St Dominic's, Camberwell, for the wedding.
Michael Klim and wife Lindy, Ann Peacock, Jennifer Hansen and Jemma Gawned rushed across town from Derby Day at Flemington. And Matthew and Lisa Lloyd, Peter and Lisa Fox, Brooke Hanson and fiance Jared Clarke and Matt Hetherington and fiancee Melissa Kotsos made it, too.

Where the hell was Moira???