Pop round up

Oh god, so many things have happened in the world of pop culture over the past week or 2 I don't know where to begin.

-The circus that was the Cruise wedding is finally over, (sans Oprah) thank fuck. And inviting Brooke Shields?? I'm so confused. I know there was an apology but please.

-Australian Idol is almost finished with the grande finale featuring the who's who in the world of, well, Channel 10 congregating at the Opera House this Sunday to see a young Aboriginal girl do battle with an Irish settler....hmmm....deja vu, from like 200+ years ago...anyway.

-Poor poppet Belinda Emmett lost her battle with cancer. Bless her. I think we all thought she was just going to go on forever.

-There has been Borat global fever, well perhaps everywhere but Kazakhstan....and most of the former Soviet block.

-The most anticipated fiction (?) relase of the year by new author OJ Simpson in the best hypothetical ever, detailing, hypothetcially of course, how he "would have" killed his wife...which of course he didn't, with his publisher labelling the book "his confession"!! Fabulous. Pity it's too fucking late now, god damn double jeopardy.

-Bec Cartwright Holmes a Court Hewitt made her return to TV for the biggest piece of crap TV ever Abbamania, which apparently was a huge deal. Man she has lost a lot of weight, and it certainly looks like baby Mia has sucked the life out of her norks...though I must admit I can't recall her ever having a huge rack...but still.

-News just in, Jason Donovan's time in the wild on I'm a celbrity get me outta here has seen him gettin some action with a cockroach.

ACTOR Jason Donovan had to visit medics after a cockroach disappeared down his pants during a reality TV show.The creature had to be removed by a doctor using a pair of tweezers.

Dear Lord, all I can think of in a situation like this is Richard Gere....