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So yeah Sally didn't die after all....

Anyway after not being arsed to post anything for almost a year, the new season of Australian Idol has awakened me.
After watching last night's official first top 12 show I thought I'd bitch and moan a bit.

In order of appearance:

1. Ben Mackenzie: I love this little fag, bless him. Though this was not his best performance, he can as yet do no wrong for me and I hope he wins the whole thing.

2. Mark da Wog: Yeah I quite like this guy. Again this performance wasn't brilliant, but i don't know many that can successfully cover u2.

3. Lana Krost: Um, aside from the fact that she shouldn't even be in the top 12, and this performance reinforced that, who the fuck decided to style her like a Thai hooker?? Seriously, girlfriend is not yet legal, wrong. Be gone with her, I couldn't even hear her most of the song.

4. Daniel Mifsud: Jesus Christ, what is the obsession with this guy?? It's the whole Shannon thing all over again for me. The judges all but cream themeselves at the mere mention of his name, but he is so fucking middle of the road. Whatever. This sucked balls.

5. Carl Riseley: Waltzing Matilda??? Is this a fucking joke??? While I love me some swing (and yes aussie aussie aussie blah blah blah) is he going to jazz up every song every week??? I hate agreeing with Kyle but yes song chocie was retarded.

6. Holly Weinert: I quite liked this bitch, but I don't know this song and quite frankly I didn't care for her attempt at showing how diverse she can be. I think she does that acoustic country folk shit well. But she is not yet on my hate list.

7. Matt Corby: the little pretty christian boy, there's one every year. His scary lips aside I like this guy and this was a great performance. Well done, as Marcia would say.

8. Natalie Gauci: though I'm a fan of this chick (whats with all the wogs this year by the way?) I was pretty bored for most of this, but still, I hope she gets through.

9. Jacob Butler: Oh I have a soft spot for Jacob and his big chubby cheeks. I don't know why but he seems very likeable and I applaud his persistance. He seems to have gotten rid of his nerves as this was great.

10. Tarasai Vushe: As long as she isn't ramming her Jesus bullshit down my throat I enjoy Tarasai, and since Dicko pointed out that she is somewhat nuts I enjoy her even more. Her voice is exceptional but not sure how far she'll go given her lack of likeability.

11. Marty Simpson: yes well, I want to like this guy, his voice is very appealing, his face, not so much. The lack of confidence is gonna fuck him up though.

12. Brianna Carpenter: get me a fucking gun. I despise this bitch and anyone else who refers to themselves as alternative and/or quirky. Clearly you're not, you are just a try hard. Could she be any more desperate to be Bjork. Last night she just looked like a female James Mathieson, blink damn it. And I love that Beach Boys song so now i hate her even more for ruining it.

So there it is, hopefully Lana or Brianna will go tonight cos I don't think I can sit through another show with, well either of them let alone both.