Kerry #2

So Tv Week this week....

First of all Neighbours.....Skye finally gives birth...though, I think this would have to be the shortest pregancy in history, even taking into account she goes into premature labour. And wouldn't you know it, she has a girl and names her after her duck activist mum, Kerry. Awwww. Gee, that was like totally not predictable at all.

Nothing however could prepare me for the real horror (yes there was something worse than looking at pictures of Stephanie McIntosh acting out labour) was the picture of Kyle Sandlilands and his lady (and I use that term the same way I refer to Ru Paul as a lady) and an interview about their engagement. I don't know who is more full of shit, him or her, but when asked why he proposed now, his response was:

She's been away a lot over the past yeae-in LA- and I just thought now is the time. Plus (Rock Star:Supernova host) Dave Navarro was sniffing around her, so I had to put my foot on the gas.

Hahahahaha. Yeah I mean of course Navarro would want some z grade (not even) celebrity from Australia. I mean coming from being married to Carmen fucking Electra, of course the next best thing would be Tamara Jaber.
Last I heard he was dating Jenna Jamieson . I can only imagine what a tough decision it was, hmmm, Tamara "ooh ah I lost my bra, but that's ok I don't really need one anyway" Jaber or world's hottest fucking porn star. Yeah major dilemmas.

And finally, I fucking love SBS. Next Friday's (Nov 3) must see TV is simply titled "Slut". Already I want to watch. This show apparently "examines the origin of the word 'slut'and traces its evolutuion". Brilliant.